phone and phone marriage, a child called PHS, is ugly, and poor signal, in order to understand, to mobile phones and PHS phones made with DNA testing, the results surprised: Boy! father had it is the radio!!
a horse fell in love with a donkey, horse cheap herve leger dress, said: I love you, ass said: I love you, Ma said: you kiss me, donkey said: No , my wife said, 驴唇不对马嘴!
night, drunk banged lampposts, passers-by: whatcha what? Alcoholic: knock on the door, can his wife not to open, passers-by: you slowly knock it, your wife must be at home, you also see the lights above it!
Prince by magic, a year can only say one word, he saved enough to speak for five years can speak five words when it came in front of the Princess said, answered a word, the prince fainted. Princess said, ten dollars when I saw you cried: a teacher, how much monthly?
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an elderly Diuju, when he will be a new car When he went downstairs on the three locks and clip a piece of paper: Ah you stole! Car did not lose the next day, and more than two locks and a piece of paper: Ah you ride
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0 8 seeing that; sample, fat on the fat chanting, but also tie belt. seven pairs of two, said; kneeling right, not in 20 years to marry you kneel .6 to 9 that cool upside down on the cool chant also play saw 3 .8 ran crying Road; brother who cut the
history The most hilarious names: Lai on gold (or a man), Liu production paul smith rabbit, from Ji Liang, Li Changfu, Fan Jian, Xia Jianren, Fan system, Zhu Yiqun, Qin Shousheng (I do not know how to think of his parents), Pangguang large, Du Tang.
Pig to Korea for beauty, became the guy, then to the nightclub to find beauty. Afterwards beauty Pig asked: I used to know how ugly? My Pig! Beauty shocked: Two brothers, I'm old sand!
This morning, a mouse strayed into the shop to be a cat catch-up, mice found no way of escape, they picked up a rose ready to resist, the cat can see immediately lowered his head ashamed to say: devil, too sudden paul smith us!
constipation and public toilets are a male, to find that one person flying into the room, instantly wind and rain splinters, they praise to: pants do! And cried and said: Boss, we can find you!
farmer knows the weight of excrement foreigners to see and asked: Grandpa, how much a pound this sauce? farmer, without a word, foreigners dip his hand into the mouth of a point where I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I do not have to tell you your sauce
turtles smell the drinker high, but today was drunk, sober friend asked: are you hanging still drunk? turtles sigh: Oh! non-octopus last night and man Finger Guessing Game, the dog days of so many hands, but to see it all, lost out! (more than a day in various positions are hard to friend were prepared, and hope that every day, happy, smiling. read must be referred to ah ... to smile, ten years less)
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